Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Indiana Jones and the Mayan Underworld

Monday was a holiday here, so Emily and I decided to have one last and final Indiana Jones quest before we left... and what better way to do that than to go to the caves at Calcehtok? We woke up early in the morning and caught a ride with some of Emily's friends from work. The caves are not too far outside of Merida, so we were there before we knew it.

We had several options for tours, and we opted for the 'Extreme.' Even this tour can extend anywhere from two to EIGHT hours in length. Since there are several exits, the guide told us that we could go in and just... see how we were feeling. We ended up staying under for about three and a half hours. We climbed straight down a ladder into the caverns below. After about twenty minutes of walking, things got a bit... small.

After that point, it was all crouching, and hands-and-knees... and then chest-to-the-floor crawling. We scaled a rock wall with a rope... and slid down a giant rock formation into a cavern below. There was no lighting within the caverns... just the flashlights we held. We saw all sorts of rock formations, some of which were completely made from quartz.

We also got to see quite a bit of Mayan artifacts. The guide told us all sorts of stories about ancient Mayan rituals that took place inside the caverns. He told us that he believed the aluxes (uh-LOO-shez) still live there, and swore that he had seen glimpses of them before. The aluxes are small dwarf-like beings that are the ancestors of the Mayans. They live in the trees and caves and nooks of the world and can cause all manners of mischief. People still make offerings to them so that they will bring luck instead of trouble, and seeing an alux can be really good... or really bad.

There were vampire bats galore, so you had to watch out for the occasional puddle of blood mixed with guano on the floor if you were walking below a nest. The deeper into the caves we went, the more bats there were. There were times when we had to crawl through piles of bat guano to get where we needed to go. I just stopped knowing what was mud at that point... and what was something else!

It was fun... but I think I have never needed a shower more in my life. I was COVERED in mud and guano. I could hardly believe how filthy I was... and it wasn't cute either. After three hours of Lara Croft-ing it, I was ready to be out of there... but I didn't feel too bad wanting to leave. I am sure Indiana does not PREFER to be crawling through bat guano!

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